Accolades & Stinging Critique



 - July 21-17, 2019

   

   SAWBONES hits the CKUA Radio Weekly Top 30 Charts 













https://ckua.com/read/ckua-top-30-chart-july-21-27-2019/  






 - June 9, 2019


     Finalist - OTR Battle Of The Bands, Edmonton







What More People Are Saying About SAWBONES...



"Melodic surgery with old timey precision". -- American Physicians Supporting the Advocacy of Obsolete Medical Equipment



"You should be in the radio box." -- Mom



"I'm sorry but your request to be featured on the cover of the next edition of GQ has been denied." -- GQ Magazine



"I swear to god if this thing is a success, you will be fleeced within an inch of your life." -- Estate of an ex-wife



"See them! Speak To Them! Poke them to see if they're real!" -- paid advertisement



"I'm sorry but your request to be featured on the cover of the next edition of Esquire has been denied." -- Esquire Magazine



"They're the actual reason I decided to cross the road." -- A chicken



"Congratulations! You've been accepted to be featured on the cover of the next edition of Old & Busted Magazine" -- Old & Busted Magazine








What People Are Saying About SAWBONES...


"Not familiar with that band." - Rolling Stone


 

"That's good, dear." - Mom



"I'm sorry, I said I wasn't familiar with the band. - Rolling Stone



"Thank you for your submission, sir. At this time we're not etc., etc." - Various agencies, festivals, comic cons and children's parties



"Listen, you pesky, little, no-talent hack! Nobody's heard of you... stop bothering me!" - Rolling Stone



"We can pay you in wings." - Bud's Buzzard Cafe, Spuzzum, BC



"I'd rather not say." - Marcel Marceau



"Please cease & desist further harassment toward my client or face legal action." - Attorney representing Rolling Stone